WARNINGS !!!!!!!!

Lovers at the café:

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.

The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover,

"Can't you see the warning written on the cigar packet?

Smoking is injurious to health!

" The boy replies back "I am a software engineer.

We don't worry about warnings.

We only worry about errors

                                    Some Real Mathematics

SOME REAL MATHEMATICS TO CHEER YOU ALL.........

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay Rs200 for a Rs100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs100 for a Rs200 item that she
doesn't need.

                                  

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries a bout the future until he gets a
wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
New argument.

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