Sardar !!

A  sardar goes to a shop to buy Indian flag. The shopkeeper gives him a
Indian flag. The sardar looks at it for a while and says something. Wat
does he say?














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isme aur colour dikhao naa..
 

  Code kya hoota he????

Ek Programmer tha anjana sa coding karne se woh darta tha...

Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se pooch ke coding kiya karta tha,

 Choree choree chupke chupke discussions mein soya karta tha...

Jab delivery honee hotee thee raat raat bhar jagta tha...

 Kuch aata nahee tha usko.. jane kaise deliver karta tha...

 Jabbhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se,

 unse poocha karta tha... Coding kaisee hotee hai, yeh coding kaisee hotee hai ?

Aur voh developers bas yahee kah paate the.....

 "Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band deedar code ka hota hai...

kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code kaise hota hai..... tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."

"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai, fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."

"Door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle, kaun jane koyee bug kab kai

     Would u like to still join them???

NIIT >>> Not interested in IT
WIPRO >>> weak input, poor and rubbish output
HCL >>> hidden cost and losses
TCS >>> totally confusing solutions
INFOSYS >>> Inferior offline systems
HUGHES >>> highly useless graduates hired for eating and sleeping
BAAN >>> beggars association and nerds
IBM >>> implictly boring machines
SATYAM >>> sad and tired telling away madly
PARAM >>> puzzled and ridiculous array of processors
C-DOT >>> coffee during office timing
AT&T >>> all troubles and terribles
CMC >>> coffee meals and comforst
DEC >>> drifting and exhausted computers
BFL >>> brain wash first and let them go
DELL >>> deplorable equipments and lacklustre
TISL >>> totally inconsistent systems ltd
PSI >>> pecuilar symptoms of india
PATNI >>> pathetic appraisal technique ,no increments

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